Humor på engelska

An arab at the airport:
-Name?
-Abdul al Rahzib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week....
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isnt that hostile?
-Horsestyle, doggystyle, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no deer run too fast.
Ha ha.
Fast hur får man den rolig på svenska?